Ever wondered if you had it right?  Ever be concerned that something you did might keep you out of the pearly gates?

Worry no more: Reserve your spot in heaven now!

Finally, the choice is in your hands - and your wallet!  For as low as $24.99 $12.79, you can ascend to heaven just as easily as running to the Quickmart.  If you are a sure thing, then it saves you the time of standing in line of the 150,000 people who die every day.  If you are slated for purgatory, your reservation confirms a first class spot to Salvation.

Be sure to read the FAQ, however.  If you’ve sold your soul to the devil, there may be complications. From their FAQ below:

If I’m going to hell, can I reserve my spot into heaven?
You could certainly try, but we can’t guarantee that the gatekeeper won’t know about your situation. Background checks are frequently done before entering and if you have a one way ticket to hell then there is a chance that they will find out.

 Edit: I did previously blog about another place that offered a choice between hell, heaven or purgatory. Apparently there’s a market for choice of afterlives.